Here are six reasons why we should think about building a big fence around Texas to keep the Lone Star state’s wacky Republican politicians away from the rest of us.
1. Texas Republican Senate candidate Ted Cruz says George Soros is funding a United Nations environmental conspiracy (to eliminate golf?)
2. Texas Board of Education rewrites history in textbooks
3. Texas Republican Party calls for ban on teaching critical thinking
4. Voting maps that deny the right to vote
5. Texas judge says civil war if President Obama reelected
6. Texas governor calls for state to secede from the US